1 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,140 [barking] 2 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,220 [Jacqueline] When one watched Sister Bertrille playing tag 3 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:14,050 with the clouds high above San Juan, 4 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:17,220 it was difficult to believe her past contained nothing more exotic 5 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:20,010 than a Chicago suburb and a nice, 6 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,040 ordinary, middle-class upbringing. 7 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,230 But it was all true. 8 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:27,090 She was really very much like the typical girl next door 9 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,070 who had learned how to fly. 10 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:34,050 It turned out she was even someone's kid sister. 11 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,010 [Reverend Mother] Good news, Sister Bertrille? 12 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:39,120 Oh, yes, great news. It's from my sister. Uh, listen. 13 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,130 "Dear Elsie." That's my old name. 14 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,120 Elsie ethrington. 15 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,170 [giggling] Now you wonder why I'm so crazy 16 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,060 about the name Sister Bertrille. 17 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,050 I mean, anything would be an improvement, right? 18 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:51,200 Well, what did your sister say? Oh, yes. 19 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:56,160 "Dear Elsie, just a short note to tell you I'll be arriving in San Juan 20 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,210 "on the 24th and staying for a few days before leaving for Brazil. 21 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,230 Looking forward to seeing you, Jennifer." 22 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:04,060 [Bertrille] Isn't that great? Yes, indeed. 23 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,190 Uh, what city in Brazil is she going to? 24 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:09,050 Oh, no, she won't be working in a city, Reverend Mother. 25 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:12,150 She's going to some of the small villages. You see, she's a doctor, 26 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,000 [bertrille] And she just volunteered 27 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,140 to serve with the peace corps for 2 years. 28 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:16,200 [Reverend Mother] How wonderful. 29 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,030 [Sixto] A lady doctor? 30 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:20,080 She must have some head between her shoulders. 31 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,110 Yes. Well, it runs in the family. 32 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:25,140 You see, my father's a doctor, and my mother's a surgical nurse, 33 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:28,070 and my brother's in his 2nd year of medical school. 34 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:29,230 I'm the only one in the family 35 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:32,000 that didn't go into the business, so to speak. 36 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,100 I guess that makes you the black ship of the family. 37 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,160 Sheep, sister. 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:42,060 And I--I--I do not think that that is a very apt description of someone 39 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:46,100 who chooses to, uh, enter the convent. 40 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,050 I just hope she doesn't get bored. 41 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,040 Uh, why should she get bored? 42 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:55,120 Sister Jacqueline, uh, the nightlife at the convent 43 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,030 leaves something to be desired. 44 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:59,030 [Jacqueline clears throat] 45 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,000 I--I mean, if you're not a nun. 46 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,120 I mean, I like it. 47 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:19,030 [Jacqueline] Sister Bertrille needn't have worried. 48 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:21,080 Jennifer was to experience many emotions 49 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,070 during her visit to San Juan, 50 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,110 but boredom was not one of them. 51 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:29,140 Well, you haven't given me an answer yet, Jennifer. 52 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:31,130 Will you see me tonight? 53 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:33,110 I'd love to, Carlos, 54 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:35,080 but I have to visit the convent San Tanco. 55 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,000 The convent? Why? 56 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,110 What are you doing there? 57 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:40,030 Personal business. 58 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,170 Hmm. 59 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,150 Hey, you are not becoming a nun? 60 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:45,010 [giggling] No. 61 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:46,210 No, I'm going to visit my sister Elsie. 62 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:48,190 [chuckles] Oh, she works there? 63 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,170 She's a novice at the convent. Mmm-hmm. 64 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:53,080 Sister Elsie? 65 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,220 Funny, I never met her. 66 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:56,180 We'll be landing in San Juan in a few minutes. 67 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:59,000 Fasten your seat belts, please. Oh, thank you. 68 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,210 What do you do for a living, Jennifer? 69 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:01,230 I'm a doctor. 70 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:04,220 A doctor? But you are so pretty. 71 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:08,010 Thank you, but regular features haven't saved a patient yet. 72 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:10,000 Oh, but I bet it sure helps. 73 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,030 Anyway, if I ever need a doctor, I'm going to call on you. 74 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:17,050 I sincerely hope you'll never need my services, Carlos. 75 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,130 Why? I'm an obstetrician. 76 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:22,130 [laughing] 77 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,140 All right, kids, pass the papers down. Come on. 78 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,230 Pass them down. 79 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:32,030 I haven't got all year, you know. 80 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:35,070 Oh, Jenny! 81 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:36,190 Oh, honey! 82 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:38,190 Oh, it's so good to see you. 83 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,010 Oh, you, too. 84 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,230 Let me look at you. 85 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:44,220 Oh, I can't get over it. My kid sister finally grew up. 86 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:47,140 Sometimes we didn't think you'd make it. 87 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,160 Oh, come here. Come here. 88 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,130 Oh. Class, I want you to meet my sister Jennifer. 89 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,140 Hi. 90 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,040 [speaking Spanish] 91 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:57,190 W-What did he say? 92 00:04:57,190 --> 00:05:00,040 He said he didn't think nuns were allowed to have sisters. 93 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,010 [laughing] 94 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,230 Uh, class, in honor of my sister's visit today, we'll have an early recess. 95 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,090 [Bertrille] Everybody out. 96 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:09,030 [kids cheering] 97 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,140 Anyway, we got to talking, 98 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:14,000 and he turned out to be charming as well as handsome. 99 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,040 And he had this whole evening planned. 100 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,210 First, dinner at his place, 101 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:20,050 and then a personally-guided tour of San Juan 102 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,030 ending with a midnight swim. 103 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,140 Oh, wow, it sounds exciting. What time is he picking you up? 104 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,220 Well, he's not. He's phoning later, 105 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:29,190 but I'm going to tell him I want to spend the evening here with you. 106 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:32,190 Jen, the only kind of excitement we could offer you 107 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:34,160 is a snappy game of Checkers. 108 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,110 But I wanted to visit with you. 109 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:38,100 Well, there's plenty of time to see me. 110 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,080 Look, maybe I can take you along, 111 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,180 and we can all have dinner together. 112 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:43,110 Oh, well, that's a fabulous idea. 113 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,230 I can see his face now when you say, 114 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:47,210 "oh, by the way, I brought my kid sister along, the nun." 115 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:50,200 That'll get the evening off to a rousing start. 116 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:53,080 [chattering] 117 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,020 [chattering] 118 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,210 [crickets chirping] 119 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:04,000 It's Carlos. It was Carlos she was talking about! 120 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,020 What's the matter? 121 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,120 Jen's going out with Carlos. 122 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,190 Why are you in such a flip? Isn't he a friend of yours? 123 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:10,020 Sure, he is. 124 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,130 But would you want your sister to date him? 125 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:15,060 [car engine starting] 126 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,220 He must have taken the phone off the hook. 127 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:23,000 Why would he do that? 128 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Sister, you've got a lot to learn about men. 129 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,150 I'll buy that. 130 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,040 I've got to warn her. 131 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,030 You're really worried about Jennifer. 132 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:32,110 Yes, I am. 133 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:34,180 Well, I wouldn't be if she were with anyone else. 134 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:36,120 But Carlos is so Latin. 135 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:42,100 ♪[music playing] Do you like champagne, Jennifer? 136 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,100 Yes, on special occasions. 137 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:47,120 Well, that's up to us, don't you think? 138 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,060 Us? Mmm-hmm. 139 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,210 To try our best to make this... 140 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,070 A night to remember. 141 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,120 Sometimes you can try too hard, Carlos. 142 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,200 Too hard? 143 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,070 What do you mean? 144 00:06:58,070 --> 00:06:59,190 Aren't you having a good time? 145 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,190 Oh, so far, I've had a wonderful time. 146 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:04,010 The food and wine are marvelous. 147 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:07,040 You're an attractive, charming man, but... 148 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,160 [sighing] Come on, go on. 149 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,160 Well... 150 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,140 Frankly, right now I feel 151 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,230 as if I'm in the middle of a Doris Day movie. 152 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:17,060 What? Well, you know, the seduction scene 153 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,140 in Rock Hudson's apartment. 154 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,110 Seduction? 155 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:22,030 Whatever made you think of that? 156 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:24,200 The subdued lighting, the romantic music, 157 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,150 the telephone off the hook. 158 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:27,200 [replacing telephone] 159 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,180 It's all a bit obvious, don't you think? 160 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,200 Ok, I admit it. 161 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,120 Tonight I was a little bit obvious. 162 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,070 I'm sorry, Carlos. I just don't believe in instant passion. 163 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:39,120 Well, neither do I. 164 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,140 But how about if we rehearse? 165 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,050 I have a better idea. 166 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,100 How about that midnight swim you promised me? 167 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,230 Well, I never welch on a promise. 168 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:50,020 I tell you what, we can change here, 169 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,220 and then we drive down to the beach. 170 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,160 We can have a nightcap on my boat. 171 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,150 Here, take your pick. 172 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:58,190 You're prepared for any emergency, aren't you? 173 00:07:58,190 --> 00:08:00,160 Here, they belong to my sisters. 174 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:03,140 You're a terrible liar, Carlos. 175 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,170 Oh, that's not true. 176 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:07,090 I'm an excellent liar. 177 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:18,070 [Carlos] Go away, we are busy. 178 00:08:18,070 --> 00:08:19,200 Oh, it should take you about 3 minutes 179 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,160 to change out of your clothes. 180 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,210 [Jennifer] Give me 4. It'll take me longer than you. 181 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,020 [Carlos] I just do not believe it! 182 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,160 What are you doing here? 183 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,070 I was just about to ask you that. 184 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:37,210 Well, before you came barging in 185 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:40,020 I was just about to get changed into a swimsuit. 186 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,080 Swimsuit? 187 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,130 You're-- you're going swimming? 188 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,010 Yes. What's going on here? 189 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,040 What business is it of yours what Jennifer is doing? 190 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,050 Carlos, I didn't come here to talk to you. I came to talk to my sister. 191 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,190 I don't care who you-- 192 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,190 your sister? 193 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:55,230 That's right. 194 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:00,110 Is she your sister? 195 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:02,050 You didn't tell him? 196 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,160 I didn't think you knew him. 197 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,110 Oh, yes. 198 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,070 Carlos and I are great friends, aren't we, Carlos? 199 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:09,050 You never told me you had a sister. 200 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,030 You never asked. 201 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,080 You mean, if you'd known Sister Bertrille was my sister, 202 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,230 you wouldn't have asked me out? 203 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:16,170 Well, I--I'll be honest with you. 204 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:19,050 I would have thought about it a lot more. 205 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,040 All right, Elsie, now you're here. 206 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,130 What do you want to see me about? 207 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,030 Well, could I talk to you over here a minute? 208 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:28,080 All right, sister. I know why you came here. 209 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,100 She came to warn you about me. 210 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,110 She was going to tell you that I'm a gambler, and--and a playboy, 211 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:36,070 and I have absolutely no scruples about women. 212 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:38,100 [Carlos] Am I right, sister? 213 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,070 Well, you paraphrased a little bit, but that's about the size of it. 214 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:43,150 Look, you're my sister, not my mother. 215 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,020 But, Jen, you don't know Carlos. 216 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,210 And you do? 217 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:50,170 Oh, she makes an appearance on practically every date I have. 218 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:52,120 Well, I don't do it on purpose. 219 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,110 It just happens that way. 220 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,050 Ok, Elsie, I'm sure you meant well. 221 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:58,080 Now don't you have something to do at the convent? 222 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,140 Oh. 223 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,050 This is just like old times. 224 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:04,110 You remember when you used to send me up to my room? 225 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,210 [Jennifer] Not quite. 226 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:08,150 In those days, I had to bribe you with a lollipop. 227 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,160 Oh. 228 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,080 Yeah. 229 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,110 Good night, Jen. 230 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:15,220 Good night. 231 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:17,040 Good night, Carlos. 232 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,140 Good night. 233 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,120 The next time, I promise I'll knock. 234 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,040 Fine. 235 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,170 Uh, see you at the convent. Good night. 236 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,090 Good night. 237 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,160 Uh, Sister Jacqueline said you wanted to see me, Reverend Mother. 238 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,180 Uh, y-yes, Sister Bertrille. I was at the hospital tonight, 239 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:40,120 and while I was there, I--I--I'm afraid 240 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,110 that I may have spoken rather hastily. 241 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:44,070 You, Reverend Mother? 242 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:47,070 Uh, yes, Sister Bertrille. You see, the hospital received word 243 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,120 from a small village in the interior 244 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:53,040 that one of the residents had been bitten by a dog that was probably rabid. 245 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,100 And when the hospital 246 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:59,200 told me that they couldn't spare a doctor until tomorrow, I, uh-- 247 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,200 well, I mentioned your sister to them. 248 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,000 And they want Jen to go out and take a look, huh? 249 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,020 Yes. 250 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,080 I know that it is a tremendous imposition. 251 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,190 Oh, no. I'm sure she'll be glad to. 252 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,080 Can you reach her by phone? 253 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,110 No, but I know where I can find her. 254 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:18,050 Good. While you're gone, I--I will try to arrange for some transportation. 255 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:20,070 [Reverend Mother] She will need a plane to fly her in. 256 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,170 Oh, well, Reverend Mother, I think I can handle that, too. 257 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:24,030 Uh, Señor Ramirez has a plane. 258 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,130 Well, yes, but, 259 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:27,080 do you think that Señor Ramirez 260 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,050 would be wiling to fly your sister into the interior? 261 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,090 When you go out with a doctor, you've got to expect 262 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,110 to make an occasional house call. 263 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,030 Right. 264 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,090 [crickets chirping] 265 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:48,010 So, before going into private practice, 266 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,050 I decided to join the peace corps. 267 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:52,040 And they assigned me to Brazil. 268 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,030 Now you know everything about me. 269 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:56,010 Not quite. I--I would like to know 270 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:58,190 if you'll come and visit my mother tomorrow. 271 00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:00,120 It will make her very happy. 272 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,220 Why? 273 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:05,010 Well, my mother always wanted me to marry a doctor. 274 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,110 You should be careful. 275 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,130 That could very easily be taken as a proposal. 276 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:10,000 It is a proposal. 277 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,180 Will you marry me? 278 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:18,180 You want to marry me after knowing me for one evening? 279 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:23,030 Well, I know myself. And I know how I feel about you. 280 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,080 Oh, look, Carlos, I'm very flattered. 281 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,140 Uh, 282 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:29,040 I mean, I like you. 283 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,000 But it wouldn't be fair to let you think 284 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,150 I'm even remotely interested in marriage in the near future. 285 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,060 [chuckles] Every girl is interested in marriage. 286 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,070 Why not you? 287 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,060 Well, for one thing, I'm committed to 2 years in South America. 288 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,120 So? I'll go with you. 289 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,200 Oh, Carlos, I'm not going to be staying in a luxury hotel. 290 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:52,000 Somehow I just can't imagine you being happy in a jungle village. 291 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,150 Jennifer, I can be happy with you anywhere. 292 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,120 Now, will you think about it? 293 00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,180 [laughs] 294 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,110 You know, this is crazy. 295 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,040 But I'm tempted. 296 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,170 I realize it's ridiculous even to talk about-- 297 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,220 [window opening] 298 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,060 Hi, there. 299 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,010 You know, it used to be a lot simpler when I'd give you 50 cents 300 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,070 and send you to the movies. 301 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,170 She has the worst sense of timing in the world. 302 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,160 What did I interrupt now? 303 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,070 If you must know, I was in the middle of... 304 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,200 Proposing to your sister. 305 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,080 Proposing? 306 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,180 You want to marry her? 307 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,130 Hard to believe, but true. 308 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:34,100 Well, uh, what did you tell him? 309 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,210 Look, let's not turn this into a group discussion. 310 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:39,020 [Jennifer] What did you want to see me about this time? 311 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,090 Well, it's an emergency, 312 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,170 and it involves you and Carlos. 313 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,190 What are you talking about, sister? 314 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,130 Carlos, how would you like to spend some time with Jennifer alone? 315 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,040 Of course, she didn't tell us that the nearest landing field 316 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,190 was 5 miles away from the village. 317 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:03,210 [panting] Oh, well. Hey, I--I spotted the village 318 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,200 over there someplace. Isn't that great? 319 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,210 Well, it wasn't my idea to come along. 320 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,160 The Reverend Mother insisted. 321 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,010 [birds chirping] 322 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,170 Carlos, would you like to stop and rest for a while? 323 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:26,040 [panting] What makes you think I need a rest? 324 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,140 Well, you look sort of rumpled and sweaty. 325 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:31,090 That's because I wasn't trained to be a pack mule. 326 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,130 How much further, Elsie? 327 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,210 Not far. 328 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,210 According to the map, the village should be 329 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,110 just on the other side of this swamp. 330 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,170 Oh, great. 331 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,110 The scenic route. 332 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,190 Would you like us to help you carry the medical supplies, Carlos? 333 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,060 Oh, no, thank you, Jennifer. 334 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,040 I may not be a Tarzan, 335 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,220 but I'm not exactly a weakling. 336 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,080 Come on. 337 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,010 Let's go. Ok. 338 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:59,060 No, Carlos, not that way! 339 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,130 [exclaiming] 340 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,120 How are you coming along there, Carlos? 341 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,090 I feel stupid. 342 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,230 Well, you look charming. 343 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,080 I'll get Elsie to hang your trousers out to dry. 344 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,140 How is he? 345 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,130 Well, the bite itself isn't too bad. 346 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:27,080 It all depends on whether that dog was rabid. 347 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,210 Oh, what a snappy-looking outfit. 348 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,020 Who asked you? 349 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,110 What did you find out? 350 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,040 Well, they don't seem to be able to find the dog. 351 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,000 They think maybe he crawled off someplace and died. 352 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,130 I feel like joining him. 353 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,090 Well, that settles it. 354 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,150 I think I better give him the first injection now. 355 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,060 You know, I'm going to need some more light. 356 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,000 You want to bring that lamp over here, please? 357 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And Carlos, I'm going to need your help, too. 358 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,060 Finally, I'm going to be of some use. 359 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,050 What do you mean? 360 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,170 Well, so far, I haven't covered myself with glory, have I? 361 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,040 Don't be silly. 362 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,010 I think you've borne up very well. 363 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,070 Now I want you to translate what I'm going to say to the patient. 364 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,040 I'll hang up his pants. Fine. 365 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,050 Tell him he's going to get 14 injections, 366 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,220 1 each day for 2 weeks. 367 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:08,020 [speaking Spanish] 368 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,180 I'm going to give him the first one now. [Carlos speaking Spanish] 369 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,020 [Jennifer] And then we'll fly him back 370 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,040 to the hospital in San Juan for the rest. 371 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,120 [speaking Spanish] 372 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,170 [exclaiming] 373 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,110 What's the matter? 374 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,180 Are you going to stick that big needle in him? 375 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,020 Yes. 376 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,150 Oh. 377 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,210 Look, it's not pleasant, but it's not as bad as it looks. 378 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,210 Anyway, there's no alternative. 379 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:36,060 Are you all right, Carlos? 380 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,060 Such a big needle. 381 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,060 [Bertrille] You want any help? 382 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,090 Uh, yes, just hold the patient's hand and look sympathetic. 383 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:46,010 Well, that's easy. I am sympathetic. 384 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:49,030 Carlos? Carlos? 385 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,180 Huh? 386 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,210 Would you hold the light over my shoulder so I can see, please? 387 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,080 Are you up to that? 388 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:58,190 Oh, of course I'm up to that. 389 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,080 All right. Here goes. 390 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,180 [lamp crashing] 391 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,060 What happened? 392 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,180 Carlos. He fainted. 393 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,100 Ok, Carlos. Take it easy. It's all right. 394 00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,110 [coughing] 395 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,080 What happened? 396 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,080 You fainted. 397 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,170 That's impossible. 398 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:32,220 No it's not. It's true. When Jen put the needle in you went, 399 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,040 [imitating crashing] 400 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,210 Out like a light. 401 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:39,050 Well, you don't have to sound so cheerful about it. 402 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,170 Oh, I'm not cheerful. I'm just telling it like it is. 403 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,160 Ok, Elsie. 404 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,020 We're going to need a stretcher to get Pedro to the plane. 405 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,170 Maybe you can rustle one up, huh? 406 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,220 Ok. And don't feel too bad, Carlos. 407 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:51,120 After all, you're a gambler, not a nurse. Here, fan yourself. 408 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,230 Elsie's right, Carlos. Don't feel too badly about it. 409 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:58,080 I fainted 4 times my first year at med school. 410 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,230 Yeah, but you're a girl. 411 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,140 Poor Carlos. 412 00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:06,080 You have had a rough time of it, haven't you? 413 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,220 Mmm. 414 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,170 That makes up for everything. 415 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,100 And I still want to marry you. 416 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,050 Of course, I realize 417 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,030 that you probably think that I couldn't adapt myself 418 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,140 to living in Brazil. 419 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100 But I could learn. I could-- 420 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,230 you find my proposal funny? 421 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,010 No, no, Carlos, just your costume. 422 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,070 Oh. 423 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,140 I look ridiculous, huh? 424 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,170 No, as a matter of fact, 425 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,070 I think you look rather appealing. 426 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,040 Enough to marry me? 427 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,000 Carlos, I don't think we should talk about that now. 428 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,120 Where do you want me to put this? Oh! 429 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,050 Oh, my goodness! Carlos, are you hurt? 430 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,090 I think I sat on something sharp. 431 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,150 How do you feel, Carlos? 432 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,230 I don't want to discuss it. 433 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:56,180 But I-- I don't want to discuss anything. 434 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,020 I just wanted to tell you 435 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,040 that you didn't have to be embarrassed. 436 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,000 I mean, Jen's a doctor, and don't worry about me. 437 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,090 I've had a year of nurses' training. 438 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:07,160 And who are these kids? Interns? 439 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,140 What are these children doing here? 440 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:12,110 [speaking Spanish] 441 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,020 What did he say? 442 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,100 He said in this village 443 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,220 they don't have any television. 444 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:22,000 Why don't you tell them to go out and sell tickets? 445 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,140 [speaking Spanish] 446 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,180 Scram. Hit the road, Jack. Come on. 447 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,230 [children speaking Spanish] 448 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,130 Show's over. Go on out. 449 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,190 Now hold still, Carlos. I've got about 3 more stitches, 450 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,190 and then I'll have you almost as good as new. 451 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,150 Don't worry about a thing, Carlos. 452 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,130 Jen is fantastic with a needle. 453 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,120 A real neat stitcher. 454 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,160 Elsie, why don't you leave bad enough alone? 455 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,100 Well, I just thought Carlos would feel better 456 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,040 if he knew his wounds wouldn't show. 457 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,130 I'm not interested in your opinions about my wounds. 458 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,090 [Jennifer] There, now. I'm all finished. 459 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,130 Now don't move! 460 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,080 Do you think if we get you carried to the plane, 461 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,130 you'll be able to fly? 462 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:02,230 Oh, sure. Carlos isn't one of those pilots 463 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,060 who flies by the seat of his pants. 464 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,060 [laughing] 465 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,090 That's not funny, Elsie. 466 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:11,170 Sorry, Jen. I was just trying to lighten the situation. 467 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:14,210 Well, I better go out and try and recruit some stretcher-bearers. 468 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,220 [sighing] Ok. 469 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,020 I--I guess you're pretty sore, huh? 470 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,150 I--I mean, I mean, I guess you're mad. 471 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:30,120 I mean, I guess sore isn't the right word to use at this moment, huh? 472 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,070 [Carlos] No, it isn't the right word. 473 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:36,170 Destroyed, shattered, humiliated. Those are the right words. 474 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,180 Carlos, there's no reason to feel like that. 475 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,050 Uh, no? 476 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:42,120 I ask a girl out, and what happens? 477 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,010 I end up in the wilds of the jungle with a--a nun 478 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,180 and a farmer who has rabies. 479 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,120 Then I fall into a swamp, 480 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,220 lose my trousers, and faint. 481 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:56,000 Then, to top it off, I get hit by a stretcher, fall on some bottles, 482 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,010 and I am... Subjected to having my-- 483 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:05,020 to being stitched up by the woman I love. 484 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:08,020 Now how should I feel? You tell me, how should I feel? 485 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,090 Unlucky? 486 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:13,060 Don't you realize that I can't face her again? 487 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,210 [Bertrille] But why? 488 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:18,010 Because, the sort of experience we've been through together 489 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,150 tends to kill romance. 490 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,130 But I don't see why. 491 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,090 It was our first date. 492 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,230 Oh, Carlos, I'm so sorry. 493 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,040 No, you are not! 494 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,210 Don't be hypocritical about it. 495 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:31,130 What do you mean by that? 496 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,110 You planned the whole thing. 497 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:34,210 [exclaiming] What? 498 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,210 You didn't want me to marry your sister. 499 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:38,030 Don't you deny it. 500 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,070 You wanted Jennifer to fall out of love with me, 501 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,220 so you deliberately took me into the jungle. 502 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,000 You wanted me out of the city. 503 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,210 Now why would I want to do that? 504 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:50,180 Because, you know that in--in the city I am... 505 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,220 Rather appealing. 506 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,000 You know that in the jungle I fall apart. 507 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,140 Well, it worked. 508 00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,040 I hope you're satisfied. 509 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,160 Carlos, do you really think I'd do that to you? 510 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,180 Yes. 511 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,210 But you're my friend. 512 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:06,160 And she is your sister. 513 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,090 And blood is thicker than water. 514 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,190 That's not true. 515 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:11,140 [Carlos] Oh, no? We'll see. 516 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:13,010 Jennifer? Yes. 517 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:16,000 Answer me yes or no. Will you marry me? 518 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,220 Carlos, I-- 519 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,230 yes or no? 520 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:22,230 No, I-- you see? 521 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:26,020 But, Carlos, that has got nothing to do with your accident. 522 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,100 I refuse to talk about it any further. 523 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,200 But I-- 524 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,230 in fact, I refuse to talk to anybody ever again. 525 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,160 And he didn't. 526 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,080 [Jacqueline] Not to anyone? 527 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,040 Well, not to Jennifer or myself. 528 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,210 He wouldn't even answer the telephone to us. 529 00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:44,130 Oh, cheer up, sister. It's not as bad as all that. 530 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,220 Oh, yes, it is. 531 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,100 There's nothing worse than losing a friend. 532 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:56,060 I've said goodbye to everyone but Sister Sixto. I couldn't find her. 533 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,030 Oh, she's helping out at the hospital today. 534 00:22:58,030 --> 00:22:59,130 I'll say goodbye to her for you. 535 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,200 Oh, thank you, sister. 536 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,140 No sign of Carlos? 537 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,200 Afraid not. 538 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,100 [Sixto] Jennifer! 539 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,210 Oh, I didn't want you to leave 540 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,040 before I had a chance to say goodbye. Goodbye. 541 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,010 I'd have been here sooner except I was busy as a wasp. 542 00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,030 Oh, it was very sweet of you to come. 543 00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,120 Oh, by the way, I--I saw your friend Carlos. 544 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,190 [Bertrille] At the hospital? 545 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,130 He's having his stitches taken out. 546 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,060 I guess that means he's back to normal, huh? 547 00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:24,220 Well, let's hope so. 548 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,180 Elsie, I'm afraid we have to go. 549 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,110 Yes. We do have to go 550 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,020 but not to the airport. 551 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,220 We're going to go see Carlos. 552 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:34,220 Jennifer, it's part of our job to comfort the sick and wounded. 553 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,080 You almost through, doctor? 554 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,070 Almost. 555 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:43,080 You have some visitors, Señor Ramirez. 556 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,110 Hi. 557 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,160 Oh, no. 558 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,160 What are you doing here? 559 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,000 Jennifer wanted to talk to you, Carlos. 560 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,180 Is this allowed? 561 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:56,170 I mean, can just anyone walk in here and watch a private operation? 562 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,020 Of course not. 563 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,160 Sister Bertrille, please, come with me. 564 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,210 Wait a minute! What about her? 565 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,070 Doesn't she have to leave, too? 566 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,170 Of course not. 567 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:08,220 Dr. Ethrington is not only a physician, 568 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:11,000 but is very familiar with your case. 569 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,080 Carlos, 570 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,040 we have a lot to talk about. 571 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,170 [laughing] 572 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,060 Oh, thank you, Carlos, for driving us to the airport. 573 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,200 Well, I owed you something. 574 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,180 I was wrong about you, sister. 575 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,150 I'm sorry. 576 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:38,070 What exactly did Jen say to you, or would that be prying? 577 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:40,190 It would be prying, but I'll tell you anyway. 578 00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:43,030 She told me that her refusing to marry me 579 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:47,020 had nothing to do with you or our trip to the jungle. 580 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,090 You were really hung up on old Jen, weren't you? 581 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,180 Yeah. Well, I'll get over it. 582 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,080 My, you certainly are taking it all nicely. 583 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,200 Well, that's because, uh, she reminded me of something 584 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,070 that made her rejection a little easier to take. 585 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:00,150 What's that? 586 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:03,070 That if, uh, I married her, 587 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:06,090 it would make you my sister-in-law. 588 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:08,110 And I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet. 589 00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:58,057 [end credits] 590 00:25:58,107 --> 00:26:02,657 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0